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Dear Akatsuki,
I was wondering can you carry out an assassination mission for me, I hear that part of your plan to take over the world is that you need funding$$ can you do this because there is these annoying girls in my neighborhood who think their better manga artists than me. Please carry out the plan. ;)
jk jk jk
Kisame: "We only assassinate ninja."
Dear akatsuki,
Do you think it is a good idea to make a new thing on utube called Akatsuki chat, where the akatsuki talk to one another withy really funny comments and games like truth or dare or read the other member's diary/journal?
I need your opinion
Tobi: "It sounds fun to Tobi."
Itachi: "YouTube is weak... why is it weak? Because it caves in to the legal threats of the entertainment industry."
Deidara: "On a side note, I've been banned from YouTube 45 times for copyright reasons... Just don't do copyrighted stuff (like anime clips) and hope for the best...)"
Dear Deidara,
Could I become your apprentice in the arts because I'm and extremely good artist and I've drawn several pictures of you winning battles with you surrounded with your enemy's corpses?
Deidara: "Why not?" :)
Kekei�shari
Kakuzu~your not a very good Scotsman��..because if u were��. (Cool lawyer voice)U WOULD KNOW SCOTTISH PEOPLE USE POUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR NOT THE REAL KAKUZU ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: "I'm half Scottish, half Irish and 25% ninja. I'm so good at math that I can defy the rules!>:D Yay for math!!!"
Deidara: "Math is for people too dumb to do art." *flashes his flunked math test*
Kakuzu: "Are you really sure about that?" >_<;
Itachi: "You're weak- why are you weak? Because you don't study!"
Deidara: "...well, if I had studied, then maybe I wouldn't be stuck working with you guys on such a lame job... Maybe I should have studied subjects besides art, after all."
SuperGrouper: "Art AND studying other stuff for the win!" >:D
Tobi: "You don't have to study- Tobi never studied, and look how smart Tobi is!" =D
Deidara: *immediately starts looking for a college to attend online*
Dear Itachi,
Why do you think artists are noobs, when in reality they control your very existsence let alone the "good looks on your blog that you brag about."
Itachi: "It all started when this guy named Sai DARED to insult me... And what a terrible thing he said..."
Dear Deidara,
Could you apprentice me in the ways of manga art. I'm really good at drawing manga and by the way I can get you a really awesome pic of tsunsde in a bikini!! Not at all hentai. I swear.
Sincerely, Master manga artist #1
Deidara: "The best way to learn how to draw manga is by finding a manga artist whose style you like, buy some of their manga and then start drawing copies of the pictures in it. After a while, you'll absorb their style and increase your skills. Grouper-no-danna first learned how to draw manga by copying pictures of Sailor Moon, and she learned kimono from the Inuyasha manga. (BTW, almost all of the 'learn to draw manga' sort of books are absolute crap. 80% of the manga artists at deviantART can draw better manga than the people who write those books- their style is terrible!)
Also, decide what style of manga you would be doing. If you like cute shoujo manga, then learning from the style that Naoko Takeuchi uses for the Sailor Moon manga can be great. If you need to draw a lot of kimono, then Rurouni Kenshin and Inuyasha are good series to learn from- and you can find tons of pictures online. If you like action, then Kenshin, Inuyasha and Yuu Yuu Hakusho are all good bets- and of course, Naruto. You don't have to limit yourself to one style or artist- Grouper-no-danna has adapted different elements of style from many artists:
basics, folded fabric and ball gowns: Takeuchi Naoko (Sailor Moon)
kimono: from Takahashi Rumiko (Inuyasha)
eyes: taken from Pokemon anime, with some modifications
faces: partially copied from Akira Hibino, an online artist
shading/light effects (and sometimes eyes): she tries to copy Kaze-hime's style at times
hair: a cross between Takeuchi Naoko and Takahashi Rumiko's styles, with some modifications thrown in
watercolors: tries to emulate Luciole Loong (with mixed success)
"Basically, when SuperGrouper sees an element of someone's style she likes, she tries to emulate it in order to become a better artist. That's the way that most people learn- and since you'll be taking elements you admire from different places and adapting them to your own tastes, you'll end up with a unique style. Years ago, SuperGrouper's style was IDENTICAL to Takeuchi Naoko's style, since she had only practiced from Sailor Moon- but now her style is very different. The best way to learn almost anything is to find someone who is already good at it and copy from them as practice. Please note, however, that I am NOT talking about art theft- I'm talking about practicing from someone else's style. Art thieves are like a festering bunion on the hindquarters of the art world.
"About the bikini pic- even if you mailed that to me, Grouper-no-danna would never let me get it, so don't bother." TT_TT
Dear Tobi,
Are you Obito, Kakashi's buddy way back, but you ended up faking your own death just to join the Akatsuki, just to satisfy your growing thirst for evil
Sincerely Master manga artist #1
Uchiha Madara: "Since you have learned the secret of my host, I must plunge you into the forest of doom-ish sorts of things! >:D DIMENSION RIFT!!!"
SuperGrouper: *narrowly manages to rescue Master manga artist #1 from certain doom by harnessing the magical powers of her ceramic pelican*
Name: Master Manga artist #1
Question for Zetsu: If I had you as a plant and put you in the middle of my school, would you eat everyone in my school who passed by because that's what happened when I put my Venus fly trap in a box of flies I bred.
Zetsu: "OF COURSE I WOULD NOT!"
"...yes I would eat every single one of them"
yeah tobi! youre a "genius"! better hurry up with that college deidara... though i thought you went to college already .... cuz youre smart. but i dont study that much either, very boring .... especialy social studies =P, and math is my absolute worst subject! and thats exactly how i learned to draw manga! (how you told that other person) -^_^-
... ....... ......... i dont know if i told you this yet deidara-kun, but one of my friends calls you pom-pom boy ... =[ because of your hair ..... but i think your hair is perfect the way it is. ^_^ and she just told me that you are very bad looking and youre a freak. O_O do you believe that!? ugh! =P and i said no hes not! gaara just crushed one of his arms and your stupid Sauce-gay tore off his other one! but he got them back!
and the shes like so? n im like so? n then shes yeah anyway (guess she backed off cuz she knew she was no match for you and neither is saucy) ... i dont believe it. =P oh well, we both know youre awsome! -^_^- oh, and she also doesnt beleive that you totally kick gaaras ***. =P either way, youre awsome! deidara-sama, you seem like the only akatsuki with an "additude" . you know, like the only one who like ..... does things your own way. like it seems like all the other are just "oh ok fine lets just do it and get over with it ..." and then theres you; you go and have fun with everything you do...you have to do things your way. and .... o.O thats the funk??? and YOU were affected by it??? well, at leats you beat him. so uh ..... tobi ..... have you ever gone to a wal*mart close to supergroupers house? and whats your mask made out of? lol
~rin01
Deidara: "'Pom-pom boy?' That's actually not so bad, compared to Grouper-no-danna's term for my hair. She says that it looks like a pomerian dog's hind-end. I've been called a freak since I was a kid. TT_TT I always do things my own way, though. =D Artists are generally like that. We're an eccentric lot. ^_^ ...what got my arm was Gaara's 'funk coffin,' which is exactly like the sand tomb technique, but with awful, distracting background music. I should not have underestimated the power of the funk! 0_0 I won, though." ^_^
Tobi: "Yes, I've gone to a Wal*Mart near to SuperGrouper's house- but she won't let me go again. A lot of things happened while I was there, like a whole display of tomato sauce jars exploding and a live goat running loose, so now she always sends Kisame-san to do the errands.... TT_TT My mask is carved out of an old pumpkin that washed into SuperGrouper-san's yard one fall. It was free."
This question is for Supergrouper: If your as good and an artist as Deidara says you are, why not use a magic paintbrush or something because the stone pelican is kind of out of context and kind of copies the style used in the anime called Mar.
P.s. Deidara thx for the advice on all the manga stuff because it helped me a lot and actually I'm on my way to becoming extremely good by using a book called "The Monser book of manga"
P.s. have You ever read the manga SGT Frog it is hilarious in a teenage kind of way.
SuperGrouper: "I've never watched Mar, so I don't quite understand. The ceramic pelican is an actual item I have in my room, which is (heavily) decorated with an ocean theme. On one occassion, we thought that someone had broken into the house, and it was the deadliest-looking thing I had in my bedroom, so I grabbed it for self-defense (I have since then bought a katana, so I may retire the pelican from actual defense duty.) The reason that I use it as a weapon in Project Akatsuki is because it actually was my weapon of choice during that rather traumatic experience. ^^; Don't worry- no one died. Whomever was trespassing was fortunate enough to leave before I killed them...
"Seriously, if I had a jutsu, it would probably be like Sai's, but the painter-who-brings-their-art-to-life is so overused in so many anime... If I could, though, I would draw my snow fox mascot and animate her... Hikari-chan wouldn't be very useful, but she's adorable... I might also create an army of carnivorous plants and stick them in our garden for security. I'd make them not eat cats or other animals- only trespassers..."
</end of disturbing view into my thought processes>
Deidara: "I haven't read either of the things you mentioned. Sorry!" ^^;
Question for Deidara
Why can't you break free from Supergrouper, it is nine of the greatest Shinobi packed into one union and im sure Itachi could probably woo Supergrouper to his will with his kalidascope sharingan. Plus, You Deidara can go Deizilla like in Tobi's blog.
P.s. Some manga drawing books do help because they were written by famous manga artists like Masashi Kishimoto and if anyone out there does buy any good drawing books, buy "THe Monster Book Of Manga."
Signed the Master Manga artist#1 :) :) ;) :-D
Deidara: "Grouper-no-danna is immune to genjutsu, curses and poison, rendering Itachi, Hidan and Sasori useless against her. She is also armed with a mighty ceramic pelican. Deizilla won't work, because whenever I summon him, Grouper-no-danna happily glomps him. >_<; Also, the SuperWombat is formidable and frightening...
I don't know of any manga-drawing books that were written by actual manga-ka. If there are any, then I might be interested. Most of the ones I see at the book store are written by American guys with absolutely no style or talent... I haven't heard of the 'Monster Book of Manga.' It might be good..."
Question for Deidara: How do you take all of the stuff from all of those annoying fangirls who have no life. It must be very Physically Demeaning.
P.s. Thx for saying you could apprentice me, that was me when I said I like drawing you killing Itachi which I just drew recently, thinking of posting it on my devian art account sometime.
Signed Master Manga Artist #1
Deidara: "Yes, it's demeaning. I don't know why anyone would draw porn of me and other guys- I said that my art style is the 'superflat' genre. An art person would know that the 'superflat' genre ridicules perversion, including homosexuality. Listing that as my art style is about the same as screaming, 'I'M NOT GAY,' but everyone seems to ignore that... TT_TT
"I have an account with deviantart, as well. I recently did some art of Grouper-no-danna's cat. The sisters are annoying, but their cats are AWESOME and make great models for my art (which is one of the real reasons I'm staying here.) My account is here, by the way- [link]
From: Dei fan
Deidara: Why do you put up with Sasori and Tobi as partners? Sasori's so impaitient and Tobi's just plain annoying. Oh well. I just figured you should know that one of my friends who reads the manga referred to you as "that creepy girl from the Akatsuki" and was shocked when I explained that you're a guy. Oh well, you're still the best and I love your ponytail!!
Itachi: Sasuke is so much better than you and I hope he kills you and gets his revenge so there.
Merry Christmas to everyone and Deidara, here's some candy but don't share it with Sasori.
Deidara: "I'm the new guy in the Akatsuki, so I get all of the bad jobs, like cleaning the base's toilets. I don't have a choice in partners... I like my ponytail, too. Merry Christmas!" =D
Itachi: "He's weak- why is he weak? Because he lacks Christmas cake."
Sasori: *tries to steal the candy, but ends up tripping and falling down instead* "...Owww..." TT_TT
To all akatsuki members:
I'm making a story about you guys. send me some questions about furure chapters as long as it's not perverted or anything. just ask me questions and in my story which will oneday be a show on youtube will answer you questions. any questions? good. save em' for the show.
Itachi: "Will Sasuke always be weak? Will laser surgery correct my vision?"
Kisame: "Kishimoto isn't going to have that little nudist fish-boy kill me off, is he?"
Zetsu: "Will I eat something tasty?"
Deidara: "Will I come back from the dead in the Naruto manga and PWN Itachi?" *hopeful*
Sasori: "Will my beloved Sakura always be as awesome as she is now? SHE BETTER NOT DIE! IF ANYONE HURTS HER, I'LL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND DROP-KICK THEIR HEADS!"
Kakuzu: "What is the future of the stock market?"
Hidan: "Will I ever get my body back and go back to creepily annoying everyone?"
SuperGrouper: "Shut up, Hidan. you're dead. ...I, the awesome and victorious SuperGrouper, want to know if ALL of the Akatsuki are going to die in the manga, or if some of them will live on..."
Tobi: "Will they ever animate the rest of 'Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle?'"
Madara: "Will the earth be mine?" *evil laugh*
Konan: "Will Pein marry me?" (////)
Pein: "Will all wars cease? Would going back on my medication from the psychiatrist help me?"
This is Jessi Uchiha. yes i'm an Uchiha but it's just that Itachi forgot me!! ( i wasnt there i was with Orochimaru.) Okay my ? is for Itachi!!! WHY DID YOU KILL THE CLAN?! to test your strength is not a good reasonm!! that's some stupid thing you siad to make Sasuke's whinny *** hush!! NOW WHAT"S THE REAL REASON?!
Itachi: "There's a video by someone called 'FioriParty' that explains the real reason. It involves Sasuke using my webcam without permission..."
Kay. I'm back ya'll.
I want ALL of your oppinions on this video. (Yes, even Hidan and Itachi: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/3
here's the real questions. Are you all virgins. Srry but I want to know.
How did u get so hot Deidara?
I'll pay you $1000000000000 for each of the Akatsuki members. That's each! *you are mesmerized by all of the zeros*
And I'll pay $900000000000000000000000000000000000000
But they have to go to BAnd Camp. W00T!!!
~Crazyanimecookie May the force be with you...
Itachi: "That question is weak."
Kisame: "I... don't have to answer that."
Zetsu: "Does my plant pollinating count? *no it doesn't count.* It might? *no*"
Deidara: "If you count all of the times I've been defiled in online fandom, no, un. Actually, yes- the moment a potential wife sees my hands, there's screaming and fleeing. Maybe I should do what my father did and wear gloves for the whole courtship and marriage... but when my Mom found out, my Dad died mysteriously a few days later, so maybe it's not a good idea?" :?
Sasori: "I turned my body into an artificial creation of wood when I was about 14. Of course I am. I developed true immortality in place of the normal method of self-perpetuation. Who needs kids if you never die? It was an obvious choice- one that I rarely regret."
Kakuzu: "No. I was married twice, over 100 years ago. I have 8 kids, 23 grandkids and 56 great-grandkids. All of them except for TenTen live in Scotland, which is why they don't appear in 'Naruto.'"
SuperGrouper: "I assume that the not-so-dear departed Hidan probably was NOT. He was WAY to evil to have behaved himself... He's a FORMER Buddhist monk who founded his own sect of Buddhism (jashinism,) so I get the feeling that he left the mainstream Buddhist monk life because he was too evil for it... I imagine that he would have been like Miroku after a sake binge..."
Hidan: "I can hear that, you know!"
SuperGrouper: "Wombat-chan! It's time for you to kill Hidan again!!"
Wombat: "WOMBAT SPARKLING SUGAR SHOCK!!" *she waves a pink, heart-tipped wand, which releases a cloud of pink sparkles and knocks Hidan out again* [her uniform is like a pink and purple version of Super Sailor Moon's, if that helps you to visualize this]
Konan: *sparkling eyes* "Yes, I'm saving myself for Pein-sama! ...and if he doesn't propose to me pretty soon, I'm going to kill him by jamming sharp, pointy origami creations up his..."
Pein: "Konan really loves pain... that's why I love her. As for me- well, I have at least six or seven bodies, and I don't know what the owners did with them before I got them... The world may never know."
Deidara: "Well, I got very hot when I was in Suna. I was walking through the middle of the desert wearing a thick, black body-cloak, so I suppose that was when I got hot, un."
SuperGrouper: "I'll rent you Hidan for two weeks. He's coming back on January the 3rd. ...he's kind of dead, though..."
oh, so the funk just has ..... background music??? haha! just comes outta knowhere these days doesnt it? good thing you won, it would really suck if you diddnt ... O_O lol -^_^- so then has your hair been in that same style you have since you were a kid? i dont think youre a freak. i think youre a respectalbe artist deidara-sama. -^_^- how old were you when you took your potery/ceramics class? because at the high school im probably going to, they have a potery class, and i was thinking it would be fun to do. deidara-kun, whats your favorite american movie? and supergrouper, why do you send kisame to do errands? the most normal person to go, would probably be konan. just have her dressed like an american and no one would suspect her, or ask her for an autograph. shes really pretty, so people would just think shes some high school girl shopping for her mom er something. oh! and i found where you can get a deidara-sama plushie! you can get it on amazon.com! i saw it and it was really cute! =] lol
and to all the akatsuki memberz(including madara) : hope you have a good Christmas and have fun! Merry Christmas! -^_^-
-rin01
Deidara: "No, my hair hasn't always been in the same style. When they do a flashback of how I joined the Akatsuki, they show that when I was younger I wore it all tied back into a very loose ponytail that was fasted beneath my neck. I still had the long bangs, though. I've played with clay since I was a kid, but I've never really had any formal training. Ceramics classes can be a lot of work, but they can be fun, too. My favorite American movie? Probably 'Indianna Jones and the Last Crusade.' I like 'Gone in 60 Seconds' too, though. Oh, and all of the 'Star Wars' movies are good. The explosions in the 'Star Wars' movies are AWESOME! *_* Also, Princess Leia is hot."
SuperGrouper: "I was looking for a Deidara plushie on Ebay, but then I blew almost all of my money on furisode kimono, so it may be a while. ^^; I have a great love of kimono- I can't help it. ^_^ Actually, Konan would be an ideal person to send, based on her appearance, but she tends to spend tons of money on things liked scented bath soaps. Kisame is sturdy and reasonable, so he's great for errands."
Madara: "Shouldn't you say 'Happy Holidays' to avoid offending someone?"
SuperGrouper: "People aren't really offended by 'Merry Christmas.' Saying 'Happy Holidays' is really just a way to offend Christians... And Madara, you're only one step away from joining Hidan. We needed to get his Christmas-hating nastiness out of the house before Christmas Eve, and an ally was nice enough to babysit him for a while..."
Kisame: "If Christmas means cookies, then I don't object to Christmas..."
Itachi: "Kisame, you are a traitor to all that is evil... I only celebrate ITACHI APPRECIATION DAY. It's the only holiday I celebrate, and I celebrate it every day. You should, too."
Kisame: "So, does 'Itachi Day' involve cookies, too?"
SuperGrouper: TT_TT "why me..."
Kisame: "I will celebrate ANY holiday that involves baking me cookies!" *toothy grin*
SuperGrouper: "HEY! Those cookies are supposed to be for my Dad- um, I mean, Santa! KISAME!! PUT THEM DOWN!!!" >:0
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